useless-swedenfacts:

  • skitstövel = shit boot
  • träskalle = wood head
  • puttefnask = no direct translation; a physically small prostitute
  • snorvalp = snot puppy

(via cockless-in-seattle)

goldenboymixes:

JESUS WEPT

(via trashclown420)

missrobichaux:

*posts selfie on ello to help bring it out of its beta stage*

(via ryancrobert)

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

(via oh-snap-pro-choice)