how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

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being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying

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i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

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dont trust anyone who says “real men” and “real women” 

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my self esteem is going down i’m yelling timber

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